The break up

Get this: so at night I have this ridiculous dream that my parents disown me because I refuse to tell them the name of my boyfriend. And then in the morning my boyfriend breaks up with me because, apparently, I said "Mommy" and "Daddy" in my sleep a couple of times too many for his taste; he finds it weird. "I am not looking for anything complicated right now," he tells me, "I've got enough problems of my own." What an asshole! The funny part is that I don't think I would've been at all upset about this break up, if I didn't just spend half the night fighting with my parents. And I had used his trustworthiness as an argument in my favor!