Thursday, May 1, 2008

The mall is not the devil

She is not afraid of the mall. She rarely shops there but when she does, there is no question of being intimidated by the overzealous salespeople. She never forgets that they are people. Would she like a massage? No, thank you, not right now. Try this facial skin mask from the Dead Sea mud? Why, thank you. Her cheeks could use a little extra something. It's only $40, discounted to $20 just for her! She appreciates the gesture, but she wasn't planning on buying this product today, so she won't. She has to sleep on it, to see what her cheeks feel like tomorrow. Will she come back to the mall tomorrow? Hah! Not very likely. But she is such a good shopper that yes, she might come back if she feels the mud is soothing enough and the deal is worth it. She'll come back and she'll bargain down to $10. No, really! God, I really do admire her so much!

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